Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Birmingham Girls Too Ugly

The city of Birmingham failed to find anyone suitable for the Miss Great Britain beauty contest. 50 miles to the north, they found Sophie Wilson from Stoke-on-Trent who has never even lived in Birmingham. Oh, the humiliation.

What does it mean when a Miss Great Britain spokesman says, "We were desperately looking for a Miss GB entrant from Birmingham but in truth, there was no-one suitable who entered"?

On reflection, I suspect that it's not so much the lack of lookers in Birmingham as the preponderance of thicko's in Stoke-on-Trent with nothing better to do than enter beauty pageants.


Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Birmingham has some of the most beautiful girls in Britain.

As you'd expect, given it's ethnic mix.

Ruthie said...

I'll bet there are loads of pretty girls there... maybe they're just not shallow enough to enter beauty pageants.

Anonymous said...

Birmingham girls just ugly in general, everywhere else has fit girls